sadistically statistics.

Jon is horribly, irreversibly, undeniably, addicted to, and dependent on, coffee.
I'd prefer not to be, but its the only other legal drug out there besides cigarettes which burn a hole in your pockets and your lungs. Which is of course why I haven't taken them. They aren't good.

Anyway. Jason says coffee is made from Coco beans (i think he meant cocoa beans) which are harvested from coconut trees. What a nut. He's obviously got it all wrong. They're made from coco-pops. Those coffee beans you see on sale outside Starbucks or Coffee bean? They are barley seeds coated in cocopops. There are no such things as coffee beans. It is all a horrific lie. Stop buggering yourself.

I'm kidding.

Really. I need to be more pragmatic.