Cemetry

Ok that was hell funny.
there was this fella who was dead drunk on his way home. he staggered and clambered and eventually by some horrid misplaced luck fell into an open grave with a dead man in it.
He tried his best , despite his drunk state to jump and pull himself out. After trying for a hour, he slumps to the side and settles himself down, deciding he's tried enuff for the night.

Just then, this other drunk fella comes along and plops in next to him. To his amusement, the fella does exactly the smae thing and strats jumping trying to get out. Deciding to help his fellow comrade, he walks over and taps the fella on the shoulder. "you'll nvr make it man.. don't bother trying.."

The punch line is.. the 2nd fella made it out.

dun geddit...?? he was so scared he jumped right out...
its a poem.. i've to find the original...
^^
cheers
jon