Six pacs

Just ran and did a whooooping 80 sit ups. Yiyu says running and sit ups will give u six pacs. Which brings me this question. WHy do girls dig six pacs. i mean.. wassup wit it man. having six pacs don't make u a better man. imagine this:

Guy comes home from work.
F: Honey, can we talk?
G: WAit, lemme do my 300 sit ups first.
half an hour later.
F: dear...can we talk?
G: i'm all sweaty, lemme go run first. i'll be back soon.
an hour later.
F:hmmmrmmm?
G: lemme shower?
F: alright.
after the shower...
F:(gives him the look)
G: my abs ache.. lemme put muscle rub on them...

and so on and so forth..BUT.. if u have a guy with a BELLY

F: can we talk?
G:(probably too lazy to get up from the couch and beer) alright.
F: blah bla blah.

see. short and sweet. and the girl gets to roll on his tummy while she's at it. saves money for a bean bag too.
six packs aren't good. the hassle of maintaining them.. etc etc.. and the only relatively nice thing that comes in a six pac that can think of is BEEER. but if u were a rational man like me who'd settle for a six pac when u can get a nice ONE 24 PACk!. see.

so all u pretty babes out there.. dun dig six pacs man.. go for paunches.. so i can stop working out..
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