This is sad.

My parents have left me.

To fend for myself in this urban Island of Singapore

to get eaten by the local cannibals and get fed to the local mosquitos.

and they run away to a sunny nice place in Thailand.


My mom just called.

And the first question she asked was.


"how's the fish?"


I'm stunned. Beyond my wildest imagination.

She left me all alone. To fend for myself and she didn't even ask if i was still alive.
She asked. "How was the fish?"

I can feel my value plummeting faster than the stocks. Apparently my worth is no more than a couple of Discus.
ME! me. Good-at-spending-money-one-and-only-son-me.

replaced by a couple of discus.

Humbug indeed.