Questions.

yet Another amusingly horrid day int the SAF..

A: Hello, is this the registry?
Me: Hi. gd morning, yes it is.
A: ok, its encik XX here, i'm looking for your chief. Is she in?
Me: Oh. SHe's not. She's on a full day leave.
A: Oh. ok. thanks. bye!

I think to myself...That was a rather polite officer. Pretty rare... hahah...
Half an hour later...
ring ring....

A: Hello, is this the registry?
Me: Hi yes. gd morning,.
A: Morning. its encik XX here, i'm looking for your chief. Is she in?
Me:(HaR?! again?!?, is he stupid or sth??)Er..no... SHe's not. She's on a full day leave. I thought i just told you earlier.
A: Oh. ya! srry, thanks. bye!

Note to myself: Shall ignore dumb people if the occasion arises
Tragically, An hour later...

A: Hello, is this the registry??
Me: Ah.. yes.... it.... is.( Wat . The .hell. not him again...... >.< does he ever quit!?..just plz don't ask me the same stupid ques...)
A: ok, its encik XX here, i'm looking for your chief. Is she in?
Me:(HELLO!?!... ARE u extremely DUMB or u just PLAIN stupid?!?)
She's ON a FULLL day leave. Which means she won't be in today. The ENTIRE day.
A: Oh! So... you mean she's not in today..???
Me: (UNCLE!... HAVE i been speaking in swahili for the entire morning?!? wat don't u get?!?!) No.. she wont' be in.. is anything the matter?
A: Oh nothing, its something personal. its ok i'll call back later. or something.
Me: (LAter?!? *my mouths drops to a gap as i stare in disbelief* gosh.. Even my oral muscles have given up... )

Sigh. At this point my veins are popping and my bloods boiled till its curdled. I very mush so want to strangle him. Why.. the goverment paying people who... oh gosh... UGH...
-.-'''

B: Morning, erm... i'd like to speak to the leave clerk plz.
Me: I'm one.. who's this?
B: Oh, I'm PTE YY and I'd like to check my leave balance.
Me: Ok. Gimme a sec... you're from where??
B: oh.. i'm from GLS (Ground Log Squadron).
Me: (Yes... i know.... i'm from GLS too.. y else u calling me. Its like saying the grass is green..) Erm. ya.. i know that... Where u from Exactly...
B: From GLS loh.
Me: (HELLO?! Uncle.. i'm not deaf u know...) *Gives a REALLY huge i-hope-you-understand-simple-english-sigh*
B: Oh... cHong PAng CAMp loh...
ME: ( wat the?! #@&*#@*!!!!... *info: GLS is situated inside this camp called Chong Pang camp.)
Yes... i know....(GOSH.. u really are smart aren't u..) you are from GLS cHong pang camp... WHICH SECTION U FROM?!?
B: ORH..... i'm from maintance loh
ME: (Can feel my muscles tensing from the immmense frustration and urge to murder him on the spot) *in a cheerful voice* Ok. i'll do check... its blah blah blah
B: thanks.!!

Man.. Sometimes...I really wanna cry....

Cheers,
Jon