Confucius Say

Man who lives in glass house
Should dress in basement

Lady who go camping
Must beware of evil intent

Man who run in front of car
Get tired

Man who run behind bus
Get exhausted

Man who keep feet firmly on ground.
Have trouble putting on pants!

Man who drop watch in toilet
bound to have crappy time

Never raise hand to angry child
leaves groin exposed

Man who wants pretty nurse.
Must be patient

Man who drive like hell
Bound to get there

Man who sit on tack
Gets point

Man who sleep in cathouse by day
Sleep in doghouse by night

Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose

Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot
Very unsanitary

Short man who dance with tall woman
Get bust in mouth

cheers,
jon


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