The baby.

She's been puffing her cheeks at me for the past half hour.

I wonder what makes her do that. Does it give her a sense of achievement? Does she have Dissociative Identity Disorder and thinks she's perhaps a puffer fish?? Or maybe she's been watching too much power puff girls... maybe.

Its rather distracting. The pretty girls. The juicy Beef-fantastic meals... all the distractions. But this one tops the charts. The single one-man baby distraction.

I wonder which moron taught her that. Its very distracting.
I have this strange compelling urge to pinch those adorable cheeks.

perhaps i'm abnormal.
or paedophilic.
ah well. stop thinking and do some work jon. =/