Jokes.

Q: Why could the invisible man be seen after his wife gave birth?
A: He became apparent. ie a parent

Q:How many feet are in a yard?
A:Three. or depends how many people are in it.

Q:What did the tree say to the bird?
A: Leaf me alone.

Q:What is the thinnest book in the world?
A:The book titled "What men know about women."

Q: Why is the nose in the middle of the face?
A:Because the middle is the scenter.

Q:What is the most inquisitive state?
A:WHYoming.

Q:How does the pilot get from one floor to the next?
A:He takes the flight of steps.

Q: How did the letter E drown?
A:when a man was drowning and calling for "HEEEEELLLLPPP"
"HEEEEELLLLL"
"HEEEEEEE"
"HEEEEEE"
"EEEEE"
"EEE"
"EE.....blop,blop,blop,blop"
That's the way E drowned
or
E was in the middle of the sEa.

Q: What is the noisiest book in your house?
A: The YELL-ow pages.

Q:How do u get a blonde onto the roof?
A: Tell her the drinks are on the house.


ahhhh!! enough. hahaha.
back to studies.=)