Uni life :/

I have come to a conculsion. 50% of uni lecturers are evil. They give lectures in incomprehensible language by reading off slides. (of course you can jolly read the slide by yourself, you don't need a someone with a PHD to teach u to read.) I'm figuring, this is becuae they want to expose u to a new way of reading slides. here's an example:

OMG... Wd the heck is he talking?!!? O.o IS that.... enngLLish?

"firsterly, u pootae toot graaphs te equailbum point te"...(wad. in. the. world. >.< )... "like coofee and tea..if te pice of te tea go up den more pimpple will buy te koffee ah"..."becase they are subsi.. eh... wait... i tink its wrong slide... waittaah...." sigh.

I bet you haven't the foggiest idea wad the HECK i'm talking about. neither do i actually. THis was wad i heard from my econs lecturer in NTU.yea... tell me about it. Talk about fantastic english. Just when i thought the army was bad for u, I found something to match it. Life sure is a box of chocolates.

An awfully important thing about learning a 2nd or 3rd langauge(for u potato eaters out there...) is that its relatively difficult. Well, at least for most of us normal humans it is. Ever had a situation where by you tried speaking to some fella in chinese. Then instead of giving u a straight answer, he wrinkes his face like a salted vegetable says to u.... " you can speak to me in english u know. i can understand."

Yea.. u get the idea. its hard to speaka new langauge. I (yes the one with a tuition teacher for a mom.. not her fault though.. i just don't listen. haha..) get that look ALL the time.

OK.. Under NormAL circumstances, i would have tolerated this and try to frantically decipher wad ever he's trying to tell me. which was I did. I really well and truly did. Did the best i could.

i fell asleep.

JON!!! :O yea yea... chill. don't scream your heads off =] falling asleep in the first lec on the first day of school. that's way to go man. It'll assure u fantastic grades. Believe me.. (i come from MARs how about u?)


PS :/Its like why Ducks really shoudn't try to pick up chicks man. Unless u learn their language really well... u be the laughing STOCK... think u get the drift.

Turtle

O.o

durians...

Gosh.. that was.... i dunno wad that was.
anyway.. here it goes: i was running along.. rather happily actually. Lost in my own thoughts of hip hop dancers and seas and skies..(don't ask me why i'm thinking of stuff lidat. its easier to run when you're distracted). Yes.. i was running along. IN Bt Batok Nature PArk. at 10pm in the night. (yes i know.. i abit half mad..)

Anway as i was running along, i turned round a corner, i heard a thump and i felt the ground kinda shuddered for a bit.(under normal circumstances, any human would have scampered off in the opposite direction or at least jumped with shock from the intense surprise.)
Did my earpieces blow?i thought to myself. they seemed ok. i turned around on the floor expecting a twig or a branch... but NO. it was a DEAD chimpanzee... O.O A huge FURRY ONE...
got u there. didn't i =) haha...

it was a durian lah. WAD CHEY!?! HELLO.. as far as i'm concerned i strongly believe durians pack more punch than falling monkeys. SO by right i cld have died. ya.. it missed by this much.
lucky me.

anyway.. i got kinda freaked out and ran off lah. HEY...wad wastded?! ....... u wld too if u almost got mauled to death by a durian hurling treee.but then again. Knowing u morons, probably wait around for more to drop before heading home to snack right,,, -.-''''

So i'm alive an kicking to blog this...-.-'' so here it is.