Hmwk - la casa de mis sueños (My Dream House)

Mi la casa aspirante muy grande y cerca de playa. La aguas costeras es púrpura y el playa es azul. Dónde el cielo es verde y la nubes es muy rosa. Ok. lo jocosa. =)
La casa es muy bella. Pequeña y bella. La casa es cerca de playa de donde el mar es
es claro que el agua y el pez segure la lacoriente. Las Parades es del color de perlas. Las ventallias es verde claro. Hay domitorios y recibidor en mi la casa? Si, en la casa hay dos dormitorios y co'modo recibidor. La concina es muy grande y mordena para la comida y limpieza es muy fácil . La jardin es el bosque. Para puedo escuchar las pa'jaros cantar. Sobre todo, mi corazón estar aqui'.

It would be very big and near the beach. Where the coastal waters are purple and the grass is blue. Where the sky is green and the clouds a rosy red. Ok. i was kidding. ^^
It would be a beautiful house. Small but beautiful. It would be by the beach where the waters are crystal clear and the fish swim freely below the water surface. The walls would be of pearl white marble. The windows a glassy green. It would have 2 bedrooms and a nice and cosy living room. a mordern kitchen. Why? So that cooking and cleaning would be easy . In the backyard would be a forest. So i can hear the birds chirping. But most importantly, it would be a place where my heart would be.

love jon
P.S.Because i always believe that home is a feeling not a place.

Me. Oh shit. Its me.

I'm white. well not really white.. abit blue too but, oh well..
WHY?! its so pathetic... i hate white. doh
ok you're probably wondering (wah???.. has he finally lost it? he's not white.. he's chinese.. i'm 100% perfectly sure...unless)

ok. to sooth all your burning ques, i just read Color Code written by hartman. My character sits nicely on 49 % white.. and around 41 % blue (yes.. i know.. jon has completely lost it this time.)
which basically means... if you've read the book (if u haven't plz go.. or borrow it from me while i still have it)
which means... I'm 49% insecure, non-assertive, doubtful, dependant, unmotivated, boring, horridly lazy, tragically indecisive, happily aimlesss/misguided, silent and pitifully stubborn...

(WTH u say?!?) now u know why i've lost it?.

the other 41% means... i'm a unforgiving, resentful , worried, GUILTY!(of wat i have no idea), self righteous, insecure, moody and intricately complex, sad, little sod(the last three were mine).
(omg.. the insecure thing reapeated!!... OMG.. die. )

i'm an insecure little nut.. practically unforgiving..boring horridly lazy and MOODY.. so u know wat.. i've a license to bite!!... u'd better keep a 10 metre radius from me... better watch it i tell u. I'm detrimental to your well-being.

ok.. that was the bad part(i always like the bad news first.. and now for the good..) it also means i'm 49%( tolerant, patient, impressionable(i think it means i'm impressive.. HA!! take that... ok.. it doesn't.. =/), bleandable, kind, accepting, gentle and even-tempered(isn't that like... tolerant and patient??)

yes.. i know.. the good list is shorter than the bad one... lol.. die liao..
45% commited, loyalself disciplined, stableself sacrificing, nuturing, appropriate, sincere. purposeful, dedicated person.. wow.. that was long..

its funny how some of it clash like disciplined and lazy. we all know these two are like water and oil. they can't mix.. basically. so.. ok.

WHY are u posting this u silly moron(HA!.. read your mind there!!.. beat that) ok.. i posted this.. SO U.. YES U. can tell me which of these are true of me.. enter in comments plz.. i'd like to know.. and examples.. PLENTY.. so i can laugh at myself.
thx. ^^

to conclude this sily little blog.. i think i'm insecure, kind, peace making, worried, dependant and pretty boring. hmm hmm.. =)
comments pple?

Questions.

yet Another amusingly horrid day int the SAF..

A: Hello, is this the registry?
Me: Hi. gd morning, yes it is.
A: ok, its encik XX here, i'm looking for your chief. Is she in?
Me: Oh. SHe's not. She's on a full day leave.
A: Oh. ok. thanks. bye!

I think to myself...That was a rather polite officer. Pretty rare... hahah...
Half an hour later...
ring ring....

A: Hello, is this the registry?
Me: Hi yes. gd morning,.
A: Morning. its encik XX here, i'm looking for your chief. Is she in?
Me:(HaR?! again?!?, is he stupid or sth??)Er..no... SHe's not. She's on a full day leave. I thought i just told you earlier.
A: Oh. ya! srry, thanks. bye!

Note to myself: Shall ignore dumb people if the occasion arises
Tragically, An hour later...

A: Hello, is this the registry??
Me: Ah.. yes.... it.... is.( Wat . The .hell. not him again...... >.< does he ever quit!?..just plz don't ask me the same stupid ques...)
A: ok, its encik XX here, i'm looking for your chief. Is she in?
Me:(HELLO!?!... ARE u extremely DUMB or u just PLAIN stupid?!?)
She's ON a FULLL day leave. Which means she won't be in today. The ENTIRE day.
A: Oh! So... you mean she's not in today..???
Me: (UNCLE!... HAVE i been speaking in swahili for the entire morning?!? wat don't u get?!?!) No.. she wont' be in.. is anything the matter?
A: Oh nothing, its something personal. its ok i'll call back later. or something.
Me: (LAter?!? *my mouths drops to a gap as i stare in disbelief* gosh.. Even my oral muscles have given up... )

Sigh. At this point my veins are popping and my bloods boiled till its curdled. I very mush so want to strangle him. Why.. the goverment paying people who... oh gosh... UGH...
-.-'''

B: Morning, erm... i'd like to speak to the leave clerk plz.
Me: I'm one.. who's this?
B: Oh, I'm PTE YY and I'd like to check my leave balance.
Me: Ok. Gimme a sec... you're from where??
B: oh.. i'm from GLS (Ground Log Squadron).
Me: (Yes... i know.... i'm from GLS too.. y else u calling me. Its like saying the grass is green..) Erm. ya.. i know that... Where u from Exactly...
B: From GLS loh.
Me: (HELLO?! Uncle.. i'm not deaf u know...) *Gives a REALLY huge i-hope-you-understand-simple-english-sigh*
B: Oh... cHong PAng CAMp loh...
ME: ( wat the?! #@&*#@*!!!!... *info: GLS is situated inside this camp called Chong Pang camp.)
Yes... i know....(GOSH.. u really are smart aren't u..) you are from GLS cHong pang camp... WHICH SECTION U FROM?!?
B: ORH..... i'm from maintance loh
ME: (Can feel my muscles tensing from the immmense frustration and urge to murder him on the spot) *in a cheerful voice* Ok. i'll do check... its blah blah blah
B: thanks.!!

Man.. Sometimes...I really wanna cry....

Cheers,
Jon