internet.

For those of you who had haerd and prayed about my internet connection.

Its back.
: O

be amazed.
I'm thankful. I really am.

chao tah.

I'm burnt. from kayaking.
and there's day two tomorrow.

so gonna peel like a pomelo
who went to mexico
to buy a burrito
but got attacked by a flamingo
who stole his sombrero
and ran to the land of the dodo
to get mistaken for a potato
hid in the house of the tomato
who was actually a gigalo
but he was a desperado
for the love of a hippo
rode a water buffalo
all the way to Chicago
ended marrying a psycho
and playing wacko
with a dog named bueno
so if you're lost amigo
don't fret cuz u've no comprendo
think you are better off buying toto
or eating crab with mayo
like having a picnic with a weirdo
who happened to be peeling a...

pomelo.

i think. my brain's a bit chao tah. wat u think.. ?
or salt water has gone into me head.

Guest blog.=)

There was a little girl who was a ‘sleepy queen’
Who snored in class behind a big smoke screen
Physical education was met with trepidation
And swimming lessons were greeted with consternation
Attending dance classes was as absurd
As swallowing fermented bean curd
Her knowledge of social etiquette
Was as much as the space of a floppy diskette
She struggled to comprehend scientific theories
That numbed her mind with endless queries
Hitting the books was a mind-numbing chore
Something that she DID deplore
Her mind always drifted away
Much to her parents’ dismay

But though she seemed dense
God had gifted her with a crappy rhyming sense
That always came to her rescue
Whenever she missed a social cue
And her sense of humor
Spread like a cancerous tumorShe had friends who could appreciate her ‘skill’
Except when she went into a rhyming overkill
She has penned a poem here
It is a wee bit long I fear
But penning a poem is indeed a privilege
Though she’s certainly no literary sage
Hope that it brought some good cheer
Of course without the COWSBERG beer :D

done by Rhyming Rach

hah yes!! another guest blog! =D

Chinese

If i don't get out of the house... i will..








I must get out now. camping at MACs!

Love.[1 Cor 13]

Love is when... You're upset with someone,

and then... just seeing that person hurt...

is enough to melt: all the anger, all the pain, that you had within and nothing else matters more,

other than, to see that person...

happy again.

Engage.

Matthew 6:16-18 (NKJV)
16:Moreover, when you fast, do not be like the hypocrites, with a sad countenance. For they disfigure their faces that they may appear to men to be fasting. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward.
17:But you, when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face,
18:So that you do not appear to men to be fasting, but to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly.

A crazy Week.

I'm back to normal... I think.
Thanks to the lifestyle tongs reccomended. In between bouts of sleepiness and dread. I think He's silently pulling me together. If things had stayed the way they were back then, I'd have fallen into pieces anytime soon.

The week's been desperately crazy.
Monday was overnight fishing with the guys: Jem, Bert, JB, Drew.
Damn it was fun. Caught a small octopus. (The size of a tennis ball.) The worried invertebrate must have been scared silly when it fell onto the jetty and started running amok all over the place. Gave it to Tony in the end and the poor thing promptly turned into fish food. I think he's secretly hiding piranhas in that saltwater tank of his.

Tuesday. Sailing. haha... after an hour of sleep. oh bummer. I'm covered in scars, aches and relatively charred skin. Its interesting though. I'm still in one piece. I miss the Sea.

Wednesday. Sleep. Sleep and more sleep. And study!! At Millenia Walk with Kim and Drew. Then ate dinner (BEEF HOR FUN!!! WHaAhAHHA) at Boat Quay. or was it Clarke Quay. I still don't know the difference.

Thursday. Settlers. Gonna go Settlers today. With the Mad people.

Fri. Study. Hopefully. and Get some planning done. (Sat Comm, YF retreat, Freshmen Camp Games, and i have to liase with Jasper on DVC logistics. AHHHH!! Should i be a SM?)

Sat & Sun. I've to take a two day kayaking course at PA Kallang. Should be effectively skinless by the end of the week with all the UV radiation i'm getting.

Sun-soaked and Breathless.

The only thing short now is time for my family. *sigh*
Sorry Dad, I promise i'll be home for dinner on Sun.

lost.

I've lost my focus.
Completely.
I need You.

Birthday prezzie

Nette bought me a nice shirt today. So nice i can't wait to wear it. haha She says i should wait for some speacial occasion to wear!! But how?! no one's getting married! >.< This is torturous.

Perhaps I should wear the shirt and parade myself in front of the mirror and wait for the excitement to wear off. Perhaps.

Pictures coming soon!!

Valentines.

Somehow.
Somewhere.
Deep,
Deep,
Down,
within my soul,

Something stirred.

Something that left me so green-eyed. I could have been mistaken for a Caucasian.

A flurry of feelings, a web of emotions. A hungry mixture of happiness, bitterness, sadness, greed and exhaustion.

I want to swim. To swim so far and so fast I start to feel like... like... perhaps


I'm drowning.
Because that's what it feels like to be in love. To be unable to gasp for air, to have a tingling sensation surging through the fingers and up the spine. To feel the blood drain from the face.

To soak the adrenalin of anticipation.
And then to bask
in the utter maddess
of deep
intoxication.

then
At last.
To lie there and catch your breath.
and feel the warmthness that drips from within only to slowly consume
all.... the senses...

Happy Valentines.

mrfmm.. mMMMrrphhff

oh bummer.

I bit my tongue. And i'm gonna get a swollen tastebud. aargh... i'm self destructive.

By Darwin's theories of natural selection i should be extinct. But Corinne says God needs many many kinds of people on this earth. So that includes self destructive people(babies?haha)

I must be from the comic relief section.

owww.

Muchas muchas Gracias

Many thanks to the wonderful people in my life.


To Nick and Yiyu. That was a good movie. We need more of those.

To Doreen and Sam: I love the bookmark( in the nice depressing pink. haha. Its very sweet of you.)

To Andrea: for the really nice stars and notes. And the wonderful singing at 12 midnight :))))

To Entiing: nice Singing babe. :)
To the bunch of Dor Drea, Sam and ET thanks for the shirt. Its nice. :)

to Ying Chiang: I love the card. Especially airflown ALLL the way from UK. Its really sickeningly sweet of you. :)

To Daryl and Tongs: for plucking me out to go play pool at 12 midnight den bumming at Macs. And singing happy birthday for me with a slice of cheesecake in the corner of the Mambo. Haha. Glam.

glad.

Blog. haha.

Jolene has writtena a guest blog for me.
I don't understand a word of it. here goes: By Jolene the almighty one third of a mono-celled brain of a mugger mongoose.


I’m here! Here with the koalas outside the window. Here sleeping with pigeons. Here looking after the polar bears which polarize non stop. So I only see bears. Here with my 1100 alphabets. It’s 1100 so far. Try counting. Oh actually ooops it isn’t. Its only 272 characters! Why. The alphabets polarized too. Oh so sad. Haha see Jonathan I initially wrote a super long entry. But. Cos of the great amount of research done and advancement on polarization. You only can see 1/1100th of what’s written. So sad. Try replicating it in the centrifuge. By spinning it at 1100 degree Celsius at a speed of 1100 hz/hr. Then you’ll surely get lots of Jons and they’ll all get koped. If you sell them before they get koped. (which is highly possible with your MEGA-marketing talent); Then you’ll have lots of money. Haha. Actually just replicate the money.

Heh. Happy birthday youv!
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See! don't understand a word of it. Except maybe the punctuation here and there. Alot of sense it makes she says. Haha. oh well I like it : )

Bet.

I don't usually make bets. But this is the worse i've made. Hahaa.

I bet...( with Jaclyn)
That if i get attached by next year 7th feb. I owe her a lunch. Otherwise she owes me lunch.

I also bet... (with Enting)
That if i get who so ever gets attached first buys the other person lunch.

there. in black and white.
haha
oh no. I'm on the losing end. Oh help. hahah

Birthday

No fancy dinner. Or horribly expensive party.
But a hug from my Daddy in the morning,
meant the world to me.

I woke up at 5 in the morning to talk to God.
It definately wasn't easy. Fell asleep a couple of times, waking only to continue praying before dozing off again.

But if i had to leave the world today. It'd be without regrets.
Because I had spent some of the most precious moments of my life

with the family that had meant the most to me,

and a God who loves me dearly.


My 22nd Birthday.
No fancy parties. No crazy games or drinks.No stupendous amount of gifts.
But the gift of life to enjoy the love from the ones who mean most to me.

More than anything, this world could have offered.
I'm thankful i'm alive.

Cyanide and Happiness

More of these here.

tutorial

Alright it seems to me I've been getting plenty of mail. SO.... I'm here to answer all your queries.
Stuff like : "Dear jon lame, what does a jon look like?" or "How do I kope a jon?!?!" and best of all... "My jon ran away!!! Help !! :( "- sinfully beautiful girl.

Do NOT fret. (note the word "NOT" in bold and underlined. That means its an important word.)
I'm here to help you all. I have written a tutorial on how to kope a jon. ANd here it is.... *drum roll please*


TUTORIAL 1 : HOW TO IDENTIFY A JON.

<=== This is a jon.

1. Important Note: Notice the adorable/handsome/exquisite face that a jon exudes. It comes with every jon.

2. Fantastic hairdo. All jons have nice hair. (in this case he only got three hair cuz i got lazy to draw in the other two million five hundred, fifty eight thousand six hundred and ninety four hairs.)

3. Attire. He should be wearing anything of course. Depends on where you koped him from. E.g. If u koped him from the swimming pool? swimming trunks. The toilet? no pants, etc. (In this case i've ommitted his pants simply because i've forgotten to draw them in. So please ignore and sorry for the inconvinence. I've tried my best to make the drawing as close to the real thing as possible.)

4. A jon is a must have. When you see a jon you will know, u want a jon. It almosts comes naturally. Beware of fake jons though. Plenty of those humbugs around.


Alright. That's all for now. Do mail me if you've any inquiries. I'd be glad to answer them. The next tutorial will be on how to kope a jon. That will be tutorial 2.

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This tutorial was made for jonkopers by a jontobekoped. : ) Copyright rules hold and anyone who steals will be shot and flogged and trampled upon. : )

Everybody needs a jon

Jolene says there's a jon koping university. I didn't believe her. Well, here it is:
Jonkoping University !! U can go there to kop. I shall go in an attempt to be koped. (Hopefully by some sinfully beautiful female.That'd be fantastic.)

Need a Jon? Kope yours today!
At the nearest jonkoping uni to you.

blog? blog. blog!

I look at
my blog.
I haven't the
foggiest idea
what to say.
how?
I got a mad writer's block.
Like a man without a sock
sitting
waiting
wishing
breathing
wondering
singing
hoping
if
if
if
if
maybe.

you see a man sticking out his arm in the picture? haaha
side profile. seee it? see it? haaha...This is the platform. he's gonna jump.